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SENTI-MAIL (Farewell note)
Warning: Some proper nouns, adjectives and certain syntactical and grammatical restrictions have been butchered mercilessly in the following mail, for creativity's sake and to ease the reader's comprehension efforts. Traces of philosophy that you might find in the mail, are totally unintentional.
The FTGMP (Fantastic Time Generating Multiple Presentations) course saw every TOMMY, Dick and HARI slogging it out. There is no doubt that the debate of less (10 weeks) versus MOR IS eternal and hence we aRE JIttery about the future. But we did undersTAND ONe thing. Each participant, equipped with a 'cAN-AND-will-do' attitude, can now respond to challenges like a well trained jacKAL EEMmidiately.
The attempts to COMMAND ERnest understanding of the MAD HUstling that the world would subject one to, were dissected.
These introspection sessions proved that those who SIN HAve to pay for the SAME ERrors later on. As the SUN ILluminates the heaVEN, KATastrophical events will vanish and help your auRA MESH with the divine.
The marketing sessions saw the prof fetCH AND RIKArd
(record) umpteen examples from real life to prove a point. He also SANK ARtistic
hypotheses with sharp counter-arguments. Another aspect of creative advertising
was that A ROAR A day keeps the competitors away and makes HE-MAN THink
twice before messing with your firm.
The Yoga training gave us the ability to activate our
innermost CHAKRA, WORTHY of every ones praise. We can now explain
the phenomenon of our anger and RAJE SHooting up frequently.
To conclude I guess it wasn't a bad decision after all to
forGO PALtry savings to attend the course.
Now at the end of the course, we feel the relief, exactly
like AN ANT HAppens to feel...satisfied, after a mission successfully
accomplished. Perennially from now, Dec to JAN, ARDHANginis
(wives) of participants will be proud of their accomplishments.
Congrats folks for surviving the experience.
P.S. If you still haven't got it, this mail contains
names of all FTGMP-3 participants interspersed in it.
Contributed by - Sameer Kamat